milna bichadna sab kismat ka khel hai,
Kahi nafrat kahi dilo ka mel hai,
Bik jata hai har rishta dunia mein,
Sirf dosti hi..
NOT FOR SALE HAI
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Dr: Jab aapko pata tha chipkali aapke
naak mein ja rahi hai to aapne roka kyub nahi?
Patient: Pehle cockroch gya tha,
maine socha use pakdne jaa rahi hogi..!!
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1 pyara sa sawal-
Agar aapko naya janam mile to aap mujhe kis riste mein pana chahoge.
Sabko send karo aur dekho kya Ans. milte hain.
But reply me 1st.
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Universal Truth:
Have you ever noticed that when you shout-
HEY IDIOT!!
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About 1O People’ll turn around…!
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Zindgi 2 din ki hai,
1 din humare ha-q mein
1 din humare Khilaf.
Jis din haq mein ho Gurur mat karna aur
Jis din khilaf ho thoda Sabr jarur karna.
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Tufaan may kinare mil jate hai,
Zindagi may sahare mil jate hai,
Koi cheez zindagi se pyari nahi hoti,
Par kuch ap jaise DOST zindagi se bi pyare mil jate hai.
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Good Night
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Sweet Dreams
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Take Care
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Ab aur kya dekh rahe ho
Bister, takiya
Chadar bhi SMS se bheju kya!
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Hath dosti ka wapas liya nahi jata,
Is nazuk riste ko zakham diya nahi jata,
Sachmuch badi zalim hai ye duniya,
Sasta hai SMS fir bhi logo se kiya nahi jata.
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Us insan par bharosa karo jo aap ke andar 3 baat jan sake:
1- Muskurahat ke piche dukh.
2- Gusse ke piche Pyar.
3- Chup rahne ke piche kaaran.
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Shunty:rab mainu i nottan naal bhariya ghar de de!
Pappu :rab mainu 1 chandi da ghar de de !
Bunty :rab mainu 1 sone da ghar de de !
Pinku :rab mainu en 3na de ghar di chaabi de dyi.
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Boy U r d Sunshine
Of My Life !
Without U Life is Like A
Dreamy Cloud !
U r In My Heart Like A
Lovely Drizzle In d Sun !
Girl: Now Go Further
I hve 2 Listen More
Weather Report :p
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Attitude of girls:
When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
i dont like that kind of sms ok? :p ;->
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Friends I m Collecting
Quad Photos
Give Ur Contribution
2 My Collection.
A Small Condition Is
It Must Be On
500 Or 1000 Rupees Note
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Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?
Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.
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Define a True Music Lover?
A Girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
and a Boy Near the Keyhole
is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.
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Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.
Now give relevant example.
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Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter.
Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesnt lick it, it is pure honey
Buyer : what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.
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Thought of the day:
“if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!
A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:
When I say I am beautiful, which tense is it?
One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.
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143 means?
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what it means?
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
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Flowers die,
Stories end,
Songs fade,
Memories are forgotten,
All things come 2 end,
But people like u r remembered forever,
Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE
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1 day u will B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
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